“IT’S A TRAP. Run. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.” Plock stared at the floating words, his antennae moving furiously. The human civilization was soon to discover the internet; he had to warn them. No race was safe. “STOP. DO NOT DO IT. IT WILL EAT YOU ALIVE.” His sucker moved to click “send”, but there was a SCHLOOP. […]
This is a game I play every time I want to get something over with, something that I’ve been procrastinating on for a while since I reeeeeeeeeallly really really don’t want to do it. It is called the 3 Minute Game. Sound simple? It is. Choose one thing that doesn’t require thought – chores, like the dishes and cleaning […]
The problem with finding my glasses is that I don’t have my glasses so I can’t find my glasses.
IT IS THE YEAR 2013!!!! Also: This post was purposefully posted late TO MAKE A POINT. Before I wish you all anything, you need to know this; New Years Eve is a general term; yesterday was the last day of the 2012th year of the Gregorian calendar. Today is the first day of the next […]