I suppose I’m back.
Hello. How are you all?
What is that you say? Where have I been gone? Oh, come on, enough about ME. Tell me what YOU have been up to.
Didn’t you hear me? Don’t ask me about NaNoWriMo! Don’t ask me about my 100,000 words! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, folks, I’m asking YOU what’s up with YOU!
Okay, fine. I won, okay? I won NaNo, I stopped writing right after,I did not reach 100,000 words, and I procrastinated on everything until today. Happy?
Now hurry up and tell me how you’ve been.