I recently got an email for something my mom signed me up for, and it had that custom thing where they right “Dear -yourname-,”. My name was lowercased, so that it looked something like this; “Dear rowan,” which got me thinking….
Do they do that with everyone? So if someone signed up as “Poophead” they’d send an email saying, “Dear Poophead,”?
And if someone got a bit more creative…. say in a relationship, someone was in the doghouse for something they did. So they sign their ‘significant other’ for something like this, and they signed up as “Snookumpooopie Imsorryigotyouthisawesome Subscriptiontomakeup!”
That would be something.
Just randomly experimenting with some names:
“Dear Ly Beloved”
“Dear Stephen King
Do you want to get famous?”
Ok. I’m done.
Can you think of anything? “Dear – ….”